caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
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CA: hey sol
TA: what2 up 2eadweller?
CA: aww you didnt insult me for once sol
CA: im doin alright i suppose
TA: neiither diid you 2o..
CA: wwell im just used to you bein mean
TA: that'2 good two hear
TA: eh we've both been pretty a22holii2h before 2o..
CA: i knoww ivve been a major douchebag piece of shit in the past
CA: but as of late im tryin to be less of a, wwell, major douchebag piece of shit
TA: hey iit'2 not ju2t you ii had a pretty heavy hand iin iit my2elf
CA: i guess thats true but evveryone lovves you anywway
CA: i could be the nicest person evver and still nobody wwould like me.
TA: ii don't dii2liike you when your liike thii2
TA: ii bet even ff would liike you now
CA: dont.. uh.. cod...
CA: can you please try not to mention her..
TA: yeah 2orry
TA: ii don't really want two talk about iit eiither
CA: i can actually remain somewwhat happy wwhen i dont think about her.
CA: i wwant to make a change in my life.. i can at least say that im tryin
CA: i dont havve much faith in myself but i suppose all i can do is try and hope for the best.
CA: thank you for not bein' a complete asshole to me.
TA: good for you
TA: yeah liikewii2e
CA: someone close to me told me that nobody wwill evver lovve me until i learn to lovve myself.
CA: so im tryin.
CA: im not vvery lovveable.
CA: if i wwere someone else, and met me, i definitely wwould not like me.
TA: well that per2on gave you good adviice
TA: ii can't 2ay much for the re2t
CA: do you havve any advvice on wwhat i should do.. to make myself more likeable.. im tryin to be nicer but people assume im bein nice because im tryin to fill a quadrant and then certain meowwbeast-like trolls scratch the livvin fuck out of me for bein nice to em
TA: maybe ju2t try platoniic relatiion2hiip2?
TA: and you miight get further
CA: im not tryin any relationship sol, thats the thing
CA: fuck quadrants
CA: fuck all four of em I really don't care right noww
TA: who really care2 about romance anyway -be2iide2 kk
CA: exactly.. im sorry for complainin to you sol, ill stop noww
CA: if its not too much to ask (wwhich i understand if it is), do you think you and i could take a shot at bein friends
TA: ii.. 2ure
CA: wwoww really
CA: thats great
CA: ..sorry im bein annoyin arent I
TA: there aren't many of u2 left now
TA: and nothiing el2e really matter2
TA: 2o why not?
TA: iit'2 not that annoyiing
CA: I knoww howw easy it is to just givve up and assume life is ovver. but you should really try n havve a positivve outlook.. im tryin.. its actually sorta wworkin out for me
CA: I mean
CA: I havve one friend
CA: that's more than i had yesterday
CA: that's somethin to be happy about I guess
TA: that'2 a good outlook to have
TA: maybe ii'll try that
CA: awwh yay
CA: emotes are wweird. i sorta like them.
TA: ii can't do miine on here
TA: 2o that'2 debatable
CA: awwh. ... hey, wwe should go do somethin! wwell, uh, if you wwant. probably better than sittin around on trollian.
TA: ii'd much prefer that
TA: what do you have iin miind?
CA: hmm, im not sure. anythin you wwant is fine wwith me.
TA: do you play miinecraft?
CA: uh I tried once but im not vvery good at it
CA: I could try
TA: ii can teach you tru2t me iit'2 not that hard
CA: alright sure
TA: my hiive?
CA: should I bring protection
CA: havve you trained your bees
CA: to kill me, sollux?
TA: no my bee'2 are dociile enough
TA: ii'd 2ay your 2afe
TA: ju2t don't pii22 them off
CA: ill try not too
CA: I piss a lot of people off wwithout tryin though
TA: well, here'2 a tiip:
TA: Ju2t 2tay away from the miind honey
CA: I think I can do that.
CA: i'll be there in like 15 minutes if that's alright? just gonna try and make myself look a little less repulsivve. not that it matters.
TA: ok ii'll have a 2hower then.
CA: alright, see you in a feww..
TA: 2ee you
TA: *log2 off and goe2 to run a 2hower*
CA: *about 20 minutes later Eridan knocks on the door to Sol's hive, all spruced up and snazzy looking*
TA: *2ollux'2 2hower took longer than expected 2o he open'2 the door wiith 2liightly damp haiir and a towel draped over hii2 2houlder'2, other than that hii2 bottom half wa2 dre22ed, he let the 2eadweller iin and grabbed a clean 2hiirt*
CA: hahah you look like me. I mean, uh, i'm alwways sorta.. wwet.. seadwweller thing.
CA: wwhen wwas the last time my hair wwas dry... I... cod, has it evver been?
TA: heh thank2? you look niice by the way.
TA: ii couldn't tell
TA: yeah my haiir take2 forever two dry
CA: ehehe. thanks sol, you look cute! ... nepeta about tried to kill me wwhen i told her that. please do not kill me, sollux.
TA: ii'm not 2ure cute ii2 a word ii want to be a22ociiated wiith but thank2, you look pretty 2nazzy your2elf.
CA: fine, handsome. masculinity off the charts, sol. certainly not 'cute', wwhat on earth wwas i thinkin
TA: 2hut up *laugh2 and playfully punche2 hii2 arm* but yeah that2 better
CA: *pretends it hurt badly, rubbing it and purposely ovver-reacting*
CA: oh no! the manly man hit me!
TA: *gla22e2 2hiine and flexe2 hii2 arm mu2cle2*
TA: all quaiil before me
TA: the manliie2t of men
CA: *gets on his knees and bowws his head* all neww levvels of manliness. evven the highbloods boww before your strength.
TA: *he can't take iit and bur2t2 iinto laughter*
CA: *stands and laughs with him*
TA: *look2 at hiim and griin2* heheh, ii diidn't thiink you'd be the 2ort to crack joke2.
CA: wwhat? oh sol that wwas no joke...
TA: *bliink2 iin 2urprii2e*
TA: you..thiink ii'm hand2ome?
CA: *giggles* of course i do sol..
TA: *blu2he2 a biit*
TA: your pretty hand2ome your2elf..
CA: oh.. r-really? *blushes*
TA: e2peciially wiith what your weariing riight now
TA: iit 2uiit2 you
CA: *smiles* wwoww thanks sol!
TA: *blu2he2 even more at 2eeiing hiim 2miile* ii don't thiink ii've ever 2een you 2miile before.. at lea2t not at me.
TA: iit'2 .. niice.
CA: Im not really one to smile.. evven fef has only seen me smile once before..
CA: feels.. unnatural, really.
TA: *lead'2 hiim further iinto hii2 hiive by the computer and 2iit2 down iin hii2 computer chaiir, 2wiiveliing around to 2ee hiim*
TA: you 2hould more often
TA: iit briighten'2 up your face
CA: *smiles at him*
TA: ju2t liike that
TA: *2miile2 back*
CA: your smile is absolutely adorable
CA: I mean manly
CA: totally manly
TA: heheh, your'2 ii2 briight liike pearl2
TA: *blu2he2 a liittle 'what the hell diid ii ju2t 2ay'*
CA: *smiles more, giggling a little*
CA: thank you?? heh..
TA: *flu2he2 and look'2 away*
TA: 'that wa2 embarra2iing'
TA: your welcome
CA: so wwhat are wwe playin, cutie?
CA: oh cod damn
CA: I need to stop that
TA: eheh, we're playiing miinecraft remember?
TA: and ii thought gemiinii'2 were 2uppo2ed to be the fliirtatiiou2 one2.
CA: Im not tryin to be flirtatious! i cant help that you're cute. it's truley not my fault.
CA: it is your fault.
CA: for bein cute.
CA: stop it.
TA: *laugh2* heh ii can't help beiing attratiive, two you at lea2t.
CA: wwell then dont expect the compliments to lessen
TA: your gonna make my face turn yellow
CA: *wwiggles his fins happily*
TA: wow that'2 really cute
CA: awwh but howw cute wwould that be though
TA: 2-2hut up
CA: i'm sorry, sol. i wwill stop complimenting you if it's making you uncomfortable.
TA: iit'2 not 2o much uncomfortable a2 that ii'm not u2ed two iit.
TA: but ii don't really miind 2o iif you want two iit'2 fiine wiith me..
CA: heh.. *sits beside him and wwiggles his fins more*
CA: they uh.. they kinda do this wwhen im excited.. like a dog wwaggin its tail i guess
CA: I cant really stop it unfortunately
CA: i knoww i look like a damn idiot
TA: *lean2 forward a biit and watche2 them wiith iintere2t* you don't look liike an iidiiot
TA: you look really adorable
TA: even more 2o iif iit'2 when your exciited *a liittle griin 2pread on hii2 face*
CA: im just excited that I get to spend time wwith you..
TA: *hii2 2tomach diid a liittle 2omer2ault and hii2 face turned yellow*
CA: *smiles at him, blushing, his fins evven movving a bit faster*
TA: *'okay fuck that'2 cute' he lean2 forward a biit more and 'fuck iit' bru2he2 hii2 liip2 agaiin2t the 2eadweller'2*
TA: ((*whii2per2* not 2orry))
CA: ((i dont even ship this but you are making me ship this NO I DONT WANT TO SHIP THIS aw man too late..))
CA: *he looks at him curiously, a little scared that sol will shove him away if he kisses back, so he just sits there.*
TA: *he 2eem2 to realii2e hii2 actiion2 and pull2 back a liittle* 2-2orry
CA: ... did you just kiss me?
TA: *flu2he2 deep yellow and look'2 a2hamed of hiim2elf*
CA: *he sits and thinks for a moment, like he just cant wwrap his mind around this*
CA: but.. wwait wwhat
TA: ii, fuck, okay ii thiink iit wa2 the fiin2 that ju2t diid iit.
TA: *he doe2n't really under2tand hii2 own actiion2, but he defiiniitely fiind2 eriidan cute, kii22able even*
CA: o-... oh.. *his fins stop wwiggling and his expression drop's quickly from a wwide smile to a sad frowwn.*
TA: hey, 2orry, that wa2 really iin2en2iitiive
TA: *he look'2 down and biite2 hii2 liip*
TA: thii2 new you ii2 2o diifferent... iit'2 actually really niice and ii abu2ed that.. ii'm 2orry..
CA: no I just got my hopes up too quickly.. I shouldn't jump to conculsions, i'll wwork on that.
TA: hope2 up..? *he looked up curiiou2ly*
CA: I uh.. I thought maybe you liked me for a second.. I knoww I promised no quadrant talk, but uh.. wwhen someone kisses you it's normally acceptable to assume they like you...
CA: I uh, I guess not.. im sorry..
TA: ii do liike you
TA: ii never 2aiid ii diidn't..
CA: *looks up at him, a bit hopeful* wwell you said it.. wwas just the fins..
TA: ii meant that'2 what prompted me two kii22 you
TA: not the rea2on why ii wanted two or anythiing el2e
CA: o-oh... *he blushes a bit and he slowwly starts to smile again*
TA: ii liiked you long before ii knew your fiin2 could be 2o cute
CA: *his fins start fluttering again*
CA: damn it..
CA: you get me excited and you make them wwiggle this is your fault. *laughs*
TA: don't blame iit on me
TA: cutiie *2miile2 and wiink2*
CA: *blushes more, his face just about as vviolet as his blood noww* holyshitsol..
TA: *cover'2 hii2 mouth 2tiifliing hii2 laugh and blu2he2 a biit*
TA: that'2 allot of purple ed
TA: *he leaned forward once more* can ii kii22 you agaiin~?
CA: *stuttering nervvously* y-yes...
TA: *he cupped hii2 cheek2 iin hii2 hand2 and pre22ed hii2 liip2 to the viiolet faced 2eadweller* <3
CA: *he kisses him probably way too eagerly, pulling him closer as his fins are moving fast enough to be heard*
TA: *chuckle2 and pull2 hiim to the 2ofa for better acce22 and kii22e2 hiim back but a liittle deeper a liittle griin on hii2 liip2 a2 he kii22ed the other*
CA: ohh cod...
CA: just.. wwoww.. *smiles at him sheepishly*
TA: heh, you have.. very 2weet liip2 <3
TA: *he griinned playfully*
CA: ehehe.. so do you...
CA: Ivve nevver really kissed anyone before..
TA: ii've been kii22ed but before you ii haven't kii22ed anyone.
CA: im uh.. im just sorta pathetic, *laughs* nobody's evver liked me enough for anythin like this..
TA: iit'2 not pathetiic
TA: iit mean2 ii get two be your fiir2t~ *he 2miiled and nuzzled hiim a biit*
TA: ye2 ed?
CA: I uh.. I.. *he gets too scared to say it and hides his face*
TA: *nuzzle2 hii2 head* go on now ii wanna hear iit~
CA: I dont wwant to mess something up..
TA: iit2 fiine
TA: ju2t 2ay iit
CA: i uh.. i lovve you sollux... *smiles at him*
TA: *2miile2 and 2troke2 hii2 cheek* ii love you two <33
TA: *kii22e2 hiim agaiin 2iighiing contentedly*
CA: *hugs him tightly*
TA: *nuzzle2 hii2 cheek* wiill you be my mate2priit?
CA: *tries really really hard to hold it in.. then starts screaming like a fangirl at a justin bieber concert*